When NOT to Kiss a Girl: Advice from 5-8 year olds

Don't Kiss a Girl if:

· You’re both wearing your glasses

· You’re both got braces

· Only one of you has been eating garlic or peanuts

· Her brother is watching and he is a World Wrestling Federation expert

· She owns a jealous Rottweiler

· Your own brother is watching and he doesn’t have a girlfriend of his own

· Either of you has a runny nose

· You have a bad cold (you could suffocate)

· You’ve just been to the dentist (you might dislodge the gauze)

· She says, ‘No’.

This is advice given to me from 5-8 year olds. And sound it is too.

cheers,

Christine Harris

Cartoon: Wizard of Draws